If you're going to sit in the front row, you might want to bring along a handkerchief. Or maybe a helmet.
Synopsis: Inspector Mamet cordially invites you to attend this performance. Before RSVP-ing, guests should be aware that a cunning and despicable murderer will likely be in attendance. In the unfortunate event that not all participants manage to survive the evening, everyone remaining alive will be called upon to aid the Inspector in finding the killer.
We dare you to enter... The Haunted Sideshow.
Plus special opening act! Our psychic shall reveal the secrets of the dead!