Genre: Comedy, Lesbian+Gay, Solo Performance
Written by Julia Jackson, Directed by Mary Guzman, Originally directed by W. Kamau Bell

Children Are Forever: All Sales Final is a one act solo performance conceived and performed by comedian and solo artist Julia Jackson. Directed by Mary Guzman, Children are Forever won the United Solo Award for Best Non-Fiction Script and was selected for publication in the Indie Theater Now. Children are Forever: All Sales Final was originally directed by social-political comedian W. Kamau Bell, host of CNN's "United Shades of America" and former star of FX's "Totally Biased."

Julia never bought a baby before. Okay, she’s adopting, but the agency sure makes her feel like she's buying a baby. Couples competing in the free market of love. Bad ovaries but good credit? Step right up! Did you know some kids are discounted? A black baby—which is what Julia and her wife are seeking—costs 1/2 of a white baby. Almost makes Julia and Amy want to run out and start a chapter of the Black Panthers - and Amy's white!  The one saving grace is that the waiting time for adopting a black child is six months instead of the two years it takes for a white baby. Oh wait, a gay couple? Make that a year. What’s that? Julia is a recovering alcoholic? And she’s insisting on including that info in their Dear Birth Mother letter? Make that anywhere between 2 years and… Hilary Clinton's second term!  But only five days after signing the contract at the adoption agency, a bomb drops…

Open:   11/12/16
Close:   11/19/16

Saturday, November 12th at 9pm
Saturday, November 19th at 2pm:
Theater:   Theatre Row's Studio Theatre
Address:   410 West 42nd Street
New York, NY 10036
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Buy Tickets Online or Call: Telecharge at 212-239-6200