THE ASPHALT CHRISTMAS

Genre: Comedy
Written by Todd Michael, Directed By Lawrence Lesher

It’s The Bells of St. Mary’s meets The Exorcist in this insane parody of Hollywood Christmas films. This is the story of St. Celestine’s annual holiday pageant, a ‘’possessed’’ fifteen-year-old girl, her long lost burlesque queen mother with a heart of gold, a singing priest with a past and a couple of nuns, who must deal with the devil within their convent school walls. Betrayal, lust and eggnog all come together in The Asphalt Christmas. ‘’The power of Christmas compels you!’’

 

Performance Schedule:

Thursday, December 8th @ 8pm
Friday, December 9th @ 8pm
Saturday, December 10th @ 2pm & 8pm
Sunday, December 11th @ 3pm
Wednesday, December 14th @ 8pm
Thursday, December 15th @ 8pm
Friday, December 16th @ 8pm
Saturday, December 17th @ 2pm & 8pm 
Sunday, December 18th @ 3pm

 

Cast: Courtney Cook (Torchy Farrell/Bubbles Flamour/Heloise Fralick), *Timothy J. Cox (Moose Kowalski/ Ziggy/Eddie Knight),Nancy Kellogg Gray (Sister Mary Joseph), Matt Harris (Mickey Loomis) Brian Hopson (Warden/Willard/Father McLaughlin/Joe Loomis), Chris Kateff (Father Patrick O’Day), Jessica Luck (Veda Munson), Todd Michael (Dixie La Hiff) and David L. Zwiers (Sister Mary Bernadette)

*Appearing courtesy of Actors Equity Association

Open:   12/08/11
Close:   12/18/11

Schedule:
Thursday, December 8th @ 8pm
Friday, December 9th @ 8pm
Saturday, December 10th @ 2pm & 8pm
Sunday, December 11th @ 3pm
Wednesday, December 14th @ 8pm
Thursday, December 15th @ 8pm
Friday, December 16th @ 8pm
Saturday, December 17th @ 2pm & 8pm
Sunday, December 18th @ 3pm
Theater:   Theatre Row Studio Theatre
Address:   410 West 42nd Street
New York, NY
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Subway Accessible from the A,C,E,N,R,V,F,1,2,3 trains at 42nd Street

Cost:$18
Buy Tickets Online or Call: Telecharge at 212-239-6200