Genre: Comedy
©Jason Unfried
A Satirical Tale of God & Country

What if Hillary talked to angels? Well, then she'd be Bernie.
Growing up average in looks and above average in brains in middle America, Bernie always knew she was meant for something. Then one day, an angel told her what it was. As she struggles to fulfill her God given destiny, Bernie goes on a journey which may sound very familiar. College radical. First Lady. Senator. President. And then? She's going to be the leader of the world, free or otherwise.
Because it's what God wants.

Chosen continues Dysfunctional Theatre's rich tradition of political & social satire (Hoover: A Love Story, Mr. Rogers' Y2K, Il Duce: The Rudy Giuliani Story). An irreverent take on the life of Hillary Rodham Clinton, Chosen careens through 50 years of history in less than 60 minutes. And there's music!
About the Company: Dysfunctional Theatre Company

Fun! Booze! Zombies! (And occasionally poetry)

Dysfunctional Theatre Company - an Off-Off Broadway theater company


Dysfunctional shows audiences the joys of live theater, gives exposure to new playwrights, rediscovers forgotten scripts from previous centuries, and provides a supportive environment for artists to grow and expand their work.  Founded in 1997, THE DYSFUNCTIONAL THEATRE COMPANY is a collective dedicated to producing ensemble works that challenge the status quo without taking themselves too seriously.

Cast: Amy Beth Sherman
Open:   02/28/08
Close:   03/09/08

Thu 2/28 @ 7:30pm
Sun 3/2 @ 2:30pm
Wed 3/5 @ 9pm
Thu 3/6 @ 7:30pm
Sun 3/9 @ 8:30pm
Theater:   Under St. Marks
Address:   94 St. Mark's Place
New York, NY
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Cost:$15.00, $10.00 Students and Seniors
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Allison Sell Margo, Ensemble
Allison Sell graduated from the College Conservatory of Music in Cincinnati. She made her New York debut as Hollywood in Dysfunctional Theatre's 2006 production of The Eight: Reindeer Monologues, followed by Nina in Orange Murder Suit.
Theresa Unfried has been working with Dysfunctional since she first moved to New York in 2001. She has been seen in Chosen (Bernadette), Orange Murder Suit (Joy) in the first ever Frigid Festival, The Eight: Reindeer Monologues (Vixen 2006, Blitzen 2005), Bite (Natalie O'Reilly/Mistress Corbeaux), Please Please Please Love Me (Def girl and various roles), Untitled Farce (Angie Conroy), Whispers in the Wood (Jude Ascot) and I Am Star Trek (DC Fontana and various roles). Her other New York credit includes Clue - Live on Stage (Mrs. White) with Flying Blind Productions. She is excited to be part of this loving Christmas tale for a third year! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Rob Brown The Handsome Man, Ensemble
Rob Brown is a veteran member of the Dysfunctional Theatre Company and the NYC theater scene.
Danaher Dempsey The Big Fella, Ensemble
Recent credits include Candida (Marchbanks), A Man's A Man (Jessie Mahoney), Romeo & Juliet (Mercutio), Mother Courage (Eilif).
Alexander R. Warner Bernie's Dad, Ensemble
Over the last decade, Alexander has worked on over 40 different shows with 9 different theater companies, made a couple of independent movies that no one will ever see, won three OOBR awards, and has drunk quite a lot of beer. Alexander is currently studying Meisner Technique with Suzanne Esper at Esper Studios.