|I'm Not Gay! (But if I was, would you have sex with me?)
| Open: 06/10/05 Close: 06/18/05
Gary and Michael start the day on an elevator together. A long elevator. Too long, in fact. You see, Gary is a homophobe, and Michael, well, Michael likes other men. Together, they form an odd comedic duo - only in this pairing, the "funny guy" is straight, whereas the "straight man" is. well, gay. As the play continues on, stereotypes upon stereotypes get reversed and exploded and explored in this insanely dark farce - similar in style to South Park and American Psycho - as we meet the spouses, lovers and religious leaders who inspire Gary to ask, "If I have sex with a man, will that make me gay?"