The Lion Pinball Players

Todays Date: 06/29/22
Last Update: 06/22/09 01:39:18 AM
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Bringing forgotten entertainments and stylistic homages to the stage, the Lion Pinball Players exist only to please.  Your laughter is their dinner bell.  They subsist on a diet of your merriment!  Feed them well, and together we'll all grow fat with pleasure!

Schedule of Upcoming Productions

No New Productions Scheduled

Production History

Cocktails At The Centre Of The Earth  | Open: 07/08/09 Close: 07/12/09
The Lion Pinball Players, freshly escaped from Witch Prison, present a science-fiction drawing room steampunk chamber play with music.

In a world where mummies are torn from their tombs to be used as fuel, thrill to the adventures of the idle rich on the look-out for increasingly dangerous kicks. 

Jetpacks! Talking foxes! Disguises! Perversions! 

Can Lansing and Helena, two street urchins with a dangerous secret, storm the exclusive gates of the Albion Club? Will pneumatic tubes lift them to the soaring heights of the exotic Cygnus Lounge? Will a plastic surgery-addicted fox survive to swim with seahorse servants in a dome beneath the sea?  Will scarab-bearing terrorists sink the Colonel's steam ship?

Gaiety without Vulgarity!  Amusement without Compromise! Constellations brought to life!

Featuring Borts Minorts and the music of Richard Grant.

Witch Prison  | Open: 07/02/08 Close: 07/06/08
A terrifying glimpse behind the hex-stained walls of the notorious Camp Cauldron! Can a private eye uncover the dread plans of the Wardlock (half warden, half warlock, all fiend!) before an innocent witch falls prey to the depraved appetites of...Witch Prison? Featuring a performance of the album "Live From Witch Prison" by Johnny Craft and the Craft Brothers.

A mash-up of Women-In-Prison, Satanic Cheerleader and Private Eye films - Live on Stage!

Illegal Spells! Forced Confessions! Menacing Imps! Lurking Familiars! Necromantic Passion!

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