| Open: 10/20/07 Close: 10/23/07
A Transylvanian mail-order bride without a husband finds herself trapped in Florida surrounded by her broken dreams. Now she's ready to cash in failure for fortune. Known as the "Gymnastic Genie" from years ago in her home country, Svetlana Flamingo resurrects her talents to transform herself into a showgirl and achieve her life-long fantasy of becoming B movie star. Kitsch, glam and exotica with a generous helping of desperate housewife, Svetlana Flamingo tiptoes through the astroturf and executes high-risk dance contortion, alligator wrestling and a re-creation of a scene from "Slave Princess of the Jungle." Through the re-invention of herself, she finds the key to freedom from the trailer park.