Maggie Hoffman

There is little time remaining to us, for soon is the time of the machine, the rise of the robots!  So, speaks Maggie prayerfully and sincerely, though with a beaming smile of such brilliance, you must shield your eyes!  The gentle touch of your all-too-mortal hand on your face as you protect yourself from blindness reminds you of her prophecy, "flesh is temporary."  Her striped soul is far from done with this world, however, as her collection of tardigrade water bears is incomplete.  Thirty may seem a great sum of such bears, but it is the metaphorical tip of an all-too-real iceberg.  Soon enough, soon enough, she will have them all.  She also collects coins and is ecstatic to be in another Lion Pinball Production.