Jennifer Spragg
Jennifer Spragg (Writer/Performer) was born a poor black child. She often goes by the aliases "Esme Weatherwax", "Crunchy Undersmile" or "Badpie." But not because she's Jewish. ...because she's not actually. Anyway, this one time she wrecked on her bike and her doctor told her she wasn't a virgin anymore. It was a lot for an 8 year old to take in. So she made friends with a sloth named Wimpesst, who bonks her head when she thinks of killing, and she employs a pixie named Rickie to detail her memoirs. Strawberries are moist.