Nicholas Santasier
Nicholas Santasier ("Ladies and Gentlemen, the 2,746th President of the United States" " Morley Jollipson) has survived everything from a superhero sidekick talk show to a sexual addiction meeting, a church to a hippie apartment, even 1809 England. And he is still here! And shaven. And fight choreographing. That's about it. 'k bye!